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GENESSA -- LIST OF WRITINGS!
This is a list of the writings by Lady G that may be found standing alone on this site, as opposed to on a product page (nearly all of the main product pages -- the ones with the big blue roses in front of them -- feature an essay by Lady G on a subject somehow related to the product in question and these essays are not listed here -- although some that are featured here might display a few products!) and those of Lionheart, who has his own website, on which, come to think of it, you may also find a short story written by Lady G and a poem cowritten by the two of them. Find those on Lionheart's website HERE.
You may find a list of offsite essays and articles by Lady G HERE and all of her writings published on Associated Content, some (but not all) of which are in the essays list, HERE. NOTE: Some writings may be duplicated in more than one location. If there are differences among versions, the most current one is always to be found on this site, simply because it's our site and we can update it as we please!
Lady G, as Genessa, has a blog called RANDOM RAMBLINGS. Once in a while she even blogs in it.
Here is the promised list of all of Lady G's writings -- fiction, articles, essays, poetry, excepts from longer works -- found in this site but not on product pages:
 BANNED BOOKS AND ERSATZ ENGLISHMEN (an essay about cousins, games and censorship)
BELLS (an essay about bells, and handedness)
 BENJAMIN (a poem from CAUGHT AGAIN by the fictional Adlai Abraham DeRosenberg which can also be found in THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI
BLUE (a poem by the fictional Rosie Serafina which can also be found in THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI
BOOK LEARNIN': HOW LADY G WON HER MARBLES (How to Win at Marbles and Thread a Needle)
A BRETON BLESSÉING (a recounting of how Lady G discovered the cure for the common cold: break your arm)
 THE BUMP (extremely silly short fiction about an unfeeling erstwhile actress)
CABIN IN THE WHITE MOUNTAINS (Lady G, her best friend and her best friend's dog at the title location)
 CAKES (a chapter from The Tzaddik of Tsurumai)
CHUNKY (an essay about vomiting... really!)
THE DISNEY SNOW (a poem about a snowstorm; this poem follows FIRST SNOW so scroll down)
DON'T MAKE THE PHARMACIST MAD (sometimes you have to)
DON'T MESS WITH ME (a recounting of the sad demise that befell those who crossed Lady G)
EARL(a short story in which Earl thumps his bible a little too hard)
ENEMIES OF TIME (a poem about time; this poem follows NOT READY so scroll down)
AN ESSAY ABOUT LADY G'S FATHER
AN ESSAY ABOUT RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
 EXCERPT FROM HEROES (Quantum Leap fanfiction, one of two short stories from GREEN AND HEROES)
FIRST SNOW (newlyweds experience snow for the first time in this short story)
FLAME (Chanukah meets Christmas))
FLYING(a short story from TWO PAIRS OF SHORTS)
GARDEN ADVENTURES(Lady G's garden adventures, including but not limited to the cucumber that took over the world)
ICE(an essay about why Lady G dislikes ice)
IRON(an essay about domestic incompetence)
JULY 18, 1997 (Lady G, noticing a plethora of sentimental butterfly poetry, challenges a friend -- and herself -- to do better; this is her effort, sans warm fuzzies)
JUNK (a Quantum Leap/The Professionals Fanfiction Crossover Novella)
LADY G WAS A COLLIE! (anoher childhood memory)
 LADY G'S LIFESTYLE DIET
LIMERICKS ABOUT ANDREA (limericks about a WebRing stalwart)
THE LONG FIFTIES (Lady G writes of JFK, the Beatles and the onset of the 1960s)
MIRACLES (a poem in French that started out as a spontaneous song, for which Lady G promptly forgot the tune)
MONICA (silly short fiction about employment)
MY MOTHER (the last few days in the life of Lady G's mother)
NOT MUCH HELP (an essay about Lady G's experiences as a mother's helper, from THE EMPRESS' NUDE CLOTHES)
NOT READY (a poem about time)
OLD WOMAN IN THE GARDEN (a poem)
ONIONS (essay on a variety of concerns including but not by any means limited to onions and garlic)
PENELOPE (Odysseus' wife waits; this poem follows PROMETHEUS, so scroll down)
PROMETHEUS (the famous Titan tells his tale)
QUANTUM LANGUAGE LEAPS (article about teaching ESL using Quantum Leap)
THE REST OF THE STORY (essay about why Lady G's mother was terrified of thunderstorms)
RITZIE (essay about Lady G's grandmother's beloved Cocker Spaniel)
SMILES (Doctor Who fanfiction)
THE SOUND OF FEAR (an essay about how John Coltrane helped Lady G survive surgery)
SPECS(an essay about Lady G's relationship with her glasses)
SOME GARBAGE(an entire chapter, with MATURE content, from THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI)
SOME REMORSE (a small tribute to John Thaw)
SPOOKED! (a poltergeist in modern Japan)
THE STORY OF CHANUKAH (it's not the Jewish version of Christmas!)
STUCK! (flash fiction: can you wiggle your ears?)
THIRD GENERATION (a poem from NAKED ON THE PAGE
TOAST! (a Jew's reflections on Christmases past)
VEZ (a poem dedicated to cellist Matt Haimovitz)
WHITE GOLD (a complete short story excerpted from FROM THE RIDICULOUS TO THE SUPREMES
WHO ARE YOU?(an essay about identity)
WEBRING MANAGER'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY
WHY I AM NOT THIN IN THERE(an essay about why Lady G, as the avatar Genessa, has chosen not to be thin in the virtual world known as There)
ZAIRE (in which God, the Devil and a human named Woodrow, bored with poker, up the ante)
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