Frame: "Break glass in case of emergency and  if he mentions your weight"
"Just For Laughs"  Page # 1
"Face it, we've got to stop rooting thru the garbage until we puke."
"Yeah, it did hurt at first, but I'm finally down to 115 pounds."
"Just For Laughs"   Page # 2
Home     Journal 1     Journal 2     WLS Info     Why I Choose WLS     Weight Chart - Pictures    Links     Fun Pages     Email Me
"Just For Laughs"   Page # 3
A surgeon watching while a mechanic removed engine parts from his car to get to the valves walked over to observe the process.  After they introduced themselves, the mechanic and surgeon began talking and the talk turned to their respective lines of work. "You know, doctor," the mechanic said, "I sometimes believe this type of work is as complicated as the work you do." "Perhaps," the surgeon replied. "But let's see you do it when the engine’s running."
A young blonde who had recently had surgery went back to the surgeon complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the blonde.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The lady touched the right side of her stomach with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."  Then she touched the left side of her stomach and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."  Then she touched her right knee, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
After the doctor checked her thoroughly the doctor told her his diagnosis,
"You have a broken finger."
"A Blonde and Her Surgeon"
Hosting by WebRing.